Not Today Heifer T-Shirt

$32.99

Some days call for grace, others, not so much. The Not Today Heifer Tee is your official badge of “I’m not in the mood, don’t test me” energy. With that cheeky phrase front and center, this shirt tells the world you’re polite… until you’re not.

Wear it when the small talk drags, the traffic’s endless, or your patience is on sabbatical. It’s soft, bold, and just bold enough to say you’ll handle business, but on your terms.

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Features (or what makes it worth very penny):

  • Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester which makes it soft and strong, just like a Texas handshake

  • Collar: Set-in CVC 1×1 baby rib crew neck with a tear-away label so holds its shape even after a hard days work and several washes

  • Cut & construction: Side seams for better fit, laundered fabric so shrinkage is less of a jerk

Because our shirts are made to order in Boerne Texas, you can feel good knowing we keep minimal waste and maximum care for each piece.

Sizes from XSmall - 4XLarge.

Color - Banana Cream
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Gunpowder and Cabernet is proudly based in Boerne, TX, right on Main Street. We design and print our goods to-order every day. Check out the "Custom Orders" tab to request a custom print job!