Don’t worry… we’re in on the joke.
The Texas Sucks tee is a public-service announcement for out-of-staters: if they believe it, maybe they’ll stop moving here. 😉
Soft, witty, and proudly made for those who know Texas doesn’t suck, it just doesn’t need any more hype. Whether you’re at a BBQ, floating the river, or sipping sweet tea on the porch, this one’s guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few double-takes).
Bold. Sarcastic. 100% Texan.
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Features (or what makes it worth very penny):
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Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester which makes it soft and strong, just like a Texas handshake
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Collar: Set-in CVC 1×1 baby rib crew neck with a tear-away label so holds its shape even after a hard days work and several washes
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Cut & construction: Side seams for better fit, laundered fabric so shrinkage is less of a jerk
Because our shirts are made to order in Boerne Texas, you can feel good knowing we keep minimal waste and maximum care for each piece.
Sizes from XSmall - 4XLarge.
